Talk about being able to dribble before you can walk...

Not the we at Memorialjim actually support this growing phenomenon of coaches offering scholarships to kids who aren't even allowed to ride a roller coaster, but come on. Jashaun runs a mile faster than it takes you to walk from Bscomb to Sarratt (yes, even if you use the side door). He is draining shots from downtown, and he is self motivated. Not to mention this kid is already a stud. Seriously, what says "future superstar" more than getting to go on Ellen. Also, his dad said, "my goal is just to get him to college so he can be a doctor, lawyer, whatever he wants to do." Sounds like Vandy material to me. Plus with the oxygen he is taking to his brain I am sure he would dominate on the SATs. Can you say Ingram Scholar? Not to mention, with the help of Wikipedia we found out that Komo4 is a news station out in Seattle. With the PAC10 as crappy as it is, this is the moment for us to lock up this peewee all star.
Give this little dude a scholarship...